Jokes

Computer jokes from the early 90's ...

 

 

בדיחות נוסטליות למי שעבד בתחום, בתקופת המעבר ממחשבי ה XT ל AT / מעה"פ DOS ופקודותיה הידניות /  מודמים ברוחב פס נמוך להחריד  וכד......  :-)

 

 

* Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

 

 

* My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.

 

 

* Best file compression around:  "DEL *.*" = 100% compression

 

 

* Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

 

 

* The name is Baud......, James Baud.

 

 

* Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

 

 

* C:\> File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

 

 

* An error?  Impossible!  My modem is error correcting.

 

 

* Windows: Just another pain in the glass.

 

 

* Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

 

 

* All computers wait at the same speed.

 

 

* Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

 

 

* "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

 

 

* DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

 

 

* Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

 

 

* Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

 

 

* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

 

 

* REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

 

 

* Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~"

 

 

* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

 

 

* Read my chips: No new upgrades!

 

 

* Hit any user to continue.

 

 

* 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!

 

 

* Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

 

 

* If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must

 

 

  be the process of putting them in.

 

 

* Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

 

 

* Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!