Jokes

 

 

Atetute

 

 

 On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and

 

 

 

 asked his bride to put them on. The waist alone was twice her body.

 

 

 

 She said, "I can't wear your pants."

 

 

 

 "That's right," intoned the groom, "And don't you forget it. I'm the

 

 

 

 one who wears the pants in the family."

 

 

 

 The bride took off her panties and asked her husband to try it on.

 

 

 

 "No way. I can't get into your pants."

 

 

 

 "That's right. And that's the way it will be until you change your

 

 

 

 attitude."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wish I had one like yours

 

 

 

A white man noticed the impressive length of

 

 

 

the black man's penis at the adjacent urinal.

 

 

 

"Sure wish I had one like your's."

 

 

 

The black man replied "You can--just tie a string around it

 

 

 

and hang weight on the end of the string.  Put the weight

 

 

 

down your pant leg, and you can have one like mine."

 

 

 

The white man thanked him for the suggestion and left.

 

 

 

 

 

Some weeks later, they met again in the lavatory.

 

 

 

The black man asked how the project was going.

 

 

 

"Great--I'm half way there!"

 

 

 

"Really?" said the black man.

 

 

 

"Yes.  It's black!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...

 

Loyer

 

 

A newlywed couple was on their honeymoon.  Before hopping into bed,

 

 

 

the bride said to the groom,"Honey, please be careful... you know i

 

 

 

am a virgin."  The groom was shocked and replied " What in the hell

 

 

 

do you mean by that?  I am your third husband for christs sake!"

 

 

 

The bride replied "Well, my first husband was a psychologist and

 

 

 

all he wanted to do was talk about it, my second husband was a

 

 

 

gynocoligist and all he wanted to do was look at it,  and since

 

 

 

you are a lawyer, I know I'll get screwed!"